[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat. Text reads: “Eating radioactive eggs for GI Motility Study again; Better get super powers this time.”

Only fair, right?

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I hope I’m not the only person who legitimately finds it fun to organize a pill box. (“Upside” part was sarcasm. Obviously I find no “upside” to my Fibromyalgia.)

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY…”EXPOSURE TO SUNLIGHT SHOULD BE AVOIDED WHILE TAKNIG THIS MEDICATION]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “MY KINGDOM FOR A BLANKET DIAGNOSIS”]

Four “unrelated” conditions? Seriously? 

In which you get to see me be awkward. I want to hug all of you omg. Anyways, it’s short and really quiet because everyone else is asleep but…yeah.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Eat. Sudden urge to throw up. Don’t eat. Sudden urge to throw up.”]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Annoying people: Disease isn’t visible? You’re faking it.”]

My school nurse’s thought process all throughout middle school.

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It was really funny as well 

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: Top:“You need to let me know if you’ll be well by [date]” Bottom: “Yeah, I’ll get right on that.”]

There’s not “getting well” in the first place, but having to plan my health months in advance strikes me as all kinds of unreasonable. I would if I could, trust me.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Eat anything. Regret it for the next three hours.”]

And everyone tells me it’s “nothing.” Food is one of my favorite things but I can never enjoy it. :|

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Last bus home, as well. Thanks, narcolepsy!

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A deodorant that doesn’t trigger my psoriasis? Take me, take me now! And for those curious, it’s Tom’s aluminum-free, unscented deodorant.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Feel the need to use the bathroom - Wave of relief when it turns out to just be gas.”]

Okay so this might be a weird one, but when you have crohn’s, it can be downright panicking to need to use the bathroom in public. Either you can’t find one, or you do and it turns out to be unaccommodating to your needs. Never thought I’d say this, but sometimes needing to fart ends up being a blessing. 8I;;;

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Thanks, but I think I’m all set!

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Since being put on my new anti-depressant I have had a jump up in insomnia. I am either mildly manic and unable to sleep or I fall into a 13 hour deep sleep that is hard to be woken from. I was given sleep aids but they either don’t help or, they make me pass out for over 13 hours. I’ve tried all sorts of relaxation techniques now I am going to try exercise maybe it will make it so I don’t have the spoons to move and then I will have no choice but to sleep.