[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Top - Feels Like i’m excreting golfballs. Bottom - At least the blood from my torn colon works as lubricant”]

You know it’s bad when you count bleeding as a silver lining.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat. Text reads: “Eating disorder triggers IBS. IBS triggers eating disorder.”]

Aah, the perpetual cycle.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “The school nurse is your best friend”]

I go to the nurse’s office at least once, usually twice a day. We have a nice chat sometimes. She even lets me take her keys so I can get my medicine without waiting for her. She doesn’t question it when I come in anymore and told me I can take whatever I need. We’re pretty tight.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “My chi is not the problem.”]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Top: Orthopedist tells you to see a rheumatologist, rheumatologist tells you to see an orthopedist.  Bottom: Lather, rinse, repeat”]

I wish that House hadn’t invented the “diagnostition,” because it’s getting a little old being shuffled from doctor to doctor, and never getting answers.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “On the phone with gastroenterologist. Stop conversation to have bathroom break.”]

IBS thinks it’s ironic sometimes.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Stomach gurgles. Are you still hungry? We just ate!”]

I get this all the time, even after I eat huge meals. It’s kind of embarrassing unless I’m eating with my family, who understand the situation since they have similar issues, as well.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “hardly able to eat/poop normally: I would fail as a snake”]

So , a snake’s only function is to eat and poop. and it can’t even do anything else EVEN IF IT WANTED TO.

I would FAIL as a snake.  

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Stress induced IBS - anxiety is my laxative”]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat. Text reads: “IBS + lactose intolerance, alternate between ‘when the hell am I going to crap’ and ‘oh god make it stop’”]

There’s no grey area for my intestines, man.

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “One line for previous doctors seen and treatments attempted for condition/HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH”]

Are we even serious right now, New Doctor Form

is this some kind of a joke
is it even 

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “CONGRATULATIONS!: *has symptoms attack*”]

you know, it’s not just ‘bad’ stressful things that trigger these attacks TT n TT (any kind of excitement or adrenaline too)

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat. Top text reads: “Can’t decide”. Bottom text reads: “which body part to use heating pad”.]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: Feel like you have to poop, every time you leave bathroom]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Learn sloths poop only once per week. Jealous of sloths.”]